May 2012
himapapaftw:
are people really upset with hussie for using “over 9000” in the comic
he’s made all kinds of offensive jokes several times in the past
but over 9000 is where you draw the line
April 2012
STOP SCROLLING.
you’re a big gay
OKAY. CONTINUE.
New followers (or old), what do you want to know?
Purple: 10 facts about my room
Blue: 9 facts about my family
Green: 8 facts about my body
Yellow: 7 facts about my childhood
Orange: 6 facts about my home town
Red: 5 facts about my best friend
Pink: 4 facts about my parents
White: 3 facts about my personality
Grey: 2 facts about my favorite things
Black: 1 fact about the person I like
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antistellar:
tommyxvx:
Veganism isn’t a diet. It’s a refusal to participate in the bloodiest and most despicable atrocity in the history of this planet.
What you’re eating isn’t food. It’s the product of the murder, rape and slavery of countless nameless…
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onumblr:
“Evacuated Tube Transport could take you around the world in just 6 hours.”
I COULD VISIT ALL MY INTERNET FRIENDS.
And it’d be inexpensive and more environmentally-friendly than most anything else, because you wouldn’t be able to run over wildlife at all.
I like this idea. Day-trip to...
please reblog this if i could vent to you
Watchoutonalark:
DAD SHOWED ME A MAGIC TRICK I’M REALLY EXCITED ABOUT IT
I know this trick! It’s awesome!
thiefofstars:
emmyyyyyyy:
only sketches ive done today DONT WORRY IVE TAKEN ON BOARD UR IDEAS AND IM FORMING THEM INTO INSPIRATION AND MOTIVATION!!! thus these two were born, not rly what anyone suggested but…. dang now i feel bad lmao :’) i WILL draw out things based on ideas just!!! HHHHHHHHh
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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GOOD MORNING TUMBLR I MADE THIS FOR YOU
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Personality Disorder Test →
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kurokyu:
kyartan:
Paranoid: High
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Very High
Dependent: High
Obsessive-Compulsive: High
okay
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Low (wat)
Borderline: Low
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dirty-purple-suit:
STOP SCROLLING.
I love you and I hope your day is going well.
OKAY. CONTINUE.
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Civilized People On Omegle? It Turns Out It's...
Stranger: hey
You: Hi.
You: How're you?
Stranger: good thanks you?
You: Not too bad myself, thanks. Been up to much today?
Stranger: went to nandos
Stranger: you?
You: Not a great deal, honestly. I've been trying to fill my DeviantArt gallery, so been drawing.
Stranger: cool!
You: So, did you have a nice day?
Stranger: yeah but it was raining i hate england
You: Me, too. It's one funny drought we're having, ain't it?
Stranger: yeah very funny
You: So, what do you do for a living?
Stranger: im a student you?
You: I left college a couple years ago, but now? I don't do a great deal honestly. Finding a job here's hard, bro.
Stranger: i know and im a girl
You: Ah righto, I'm a guy. 19. I know it's rude, but I must admit, I'm intrigued; may I ask of your age?
Stranger: im 15 thats why i said student
You: Oh, right. So, what are you taking for your GCSEs?
Stranger: tripple science geography and spanish also the ones i have to take like re ict etc...
You: Ah nice. I took Geography, Business studies and Art.
You: And like, English, Maths, Science, of course
unsexual:
Those posts with 5 million notes
Magic Essay Typer →
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lolwut
Why wasn’t this around when I took my exams?
lintott:
i’ve never been on a date
12 year olds get dates
and i dont
I fucking hate people that moan when they’re clearly too young to understand shit.
I fucking hate kids.
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YES. Thank you.
IDGAF if you liked The Lorax movie, I really don’t. I just never want to see it, and this is exactly why.
Also I totally have a crush on this chick, holy crap, she is awesome.
One of my favorite reviewers! And I really enjoyed this video because she...
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wafflelordx3:
what the actual fuck
im scare
what
can i have one
The part where she eats one of ‘em needs to be a .Gif.
my finger is on the button: excerpt from my... →
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roachpatrol:
So, what is Homestuck? Here’s the most common and least accurate summary you’re likely to get: it’s a story about four kids who play a magic videogame. To be more precise, Homestuck is a multimedia internet drama about thirty four teenagers spread across two sets of universes, all of them trapped together in convoluted chains of time, space and...
